You can do anything with the power of positive thinking!
These uplifting thoughts will keep you going until the Great Demon Lord devours us all on the day of the great reckoning! Joy!
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Happy Thoughts #1
Hey Everyone, wanted to pop in and let you know that jamming that pencil deep into my eye has really quieted the voices in my head. No more anxiety for this guy!
Hey Everyone, wanted to pop in and let you know that jamming that pencil deep into my eye has really quieted the voices in my head. No more anxiety for this guy!
Happy Thoughts #2
So excited to finally take that well deserved vacay this weekend! Don't be surprised if I don't come back at all, ha, ha. What kind of cozy Fall getaway are you guys planning? Leave your answer in the comments below.
So excited to finally take that well deserved vacay this weekend! Don't be surprised if I don't come back at all, ha, ha. What kind of cozy Fall getaway are you guys planning? Leave your answer in the comments below.
Happy Thoughts #16
Oh God, somebody get Uncle Ted away from the outlet. He's trying to "vote" again.
Oh God, somebody get Uncle Ted away from the outlet. He's trying to "vote" again.
Happy Thoughts #26
Yes, all seniors at the home love to crowd around and stare at Houseplant™ for hours on end. Watch as all of their worrisome thoughts fade away as they engage in the pure thrills of Houseplant™. They'll have so much fun, they'll forget where and who they are! Pick up a houseplant for you senior, today!
Yes, all seniors at the home love to crowd around and stare at Houseplant™ for hours on end. Watch as all of their worrisome thoughts fade away as they engage in the pure thrills of Houseplant™. They'll have so much fun, they'll forget where and who they are! Pick up a houseplant for you senior, today!
Happy Thoughts #7
At Taggart & Son, we understand that the pandemic has taken its toll. In a show of solidarity, we have decided to price all tiny cakes at two shillings for the next 48 hours. Popped corn and hard candies will remain full price.
At Taggart & Son, we understand that the pandemic has taken its toll. In a show of solidarity, we have decided to price all tiny cakes at two shillings for the next 48 hours. Popped corn and hard candies will remain full price.
Happy Thoughts #8
You've spent the last eight months in quarantine and you're ready to let loose and drive to the store for the first time! Sure, you've forgotten how to dress yourself... and you now make low guttural noises in place of proper human speech... and you're not sure if your mask is supposed to go over one eye or both... and your emaciated legs aren't holding up your body properly... and the neighbors are starting to stare at you... Oh God... Oh God... You're not ready. Go back inside NOW! GO!
You've spent the last eight months in quarantine and you're ready to let loose and drive to the store for the first time! Sure, you've forgotten how to dress yourself... and you now make low guttural noises in place of proper human speech... and you're not sure if your mask is supposed to go over one eye or both... and your emaciated legs aren't holding up your body properly... and the neighbors are starting to stare at you... Oh God... Oh God... You're not ready. Go back inside NOW! GO!
Happy Thoughts #11
You Guys! The Kittens have finally arrived! They'll just need another week or so or to ween from my milk, and then I should be able to fulfill your adoption order.
You Guys! The Kittens have finally arrived! They'll just need another week or so or to ween from my milk, and then I should be able to fulfill your adoption order.
Happy Thoughts #26
As it's a rare condition, in this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page, I wanted to call your attention to an uplifting story that took place one stormy evening in the suburbs of Chicago, in the year Nineteen Hundred and Ninety Three. It was here that, through pure scientific ingenuity, one nerdy cheese lover was able to transform himself from dud to stud, thus winning the heart of his longtime object of infatuation Laura Winslow. This amazing metamorphosis teaches us that if we just dig deep enough, and build a machine that can alter the foundations of our DNA, we too can become the idealized version of ourselves we want to be.
As it's a rare condition, in this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page, I wanted to call your attention to an uplifting story that took place one stormy evening in the suburbs of Chicago, in the year Nineteen Hundred and Ninety Three. It was here that, through pure scientific ingenuity, one nerdy cheese lover was able to transform himself from dud to stud, thus winning the heart of his longtime object of infatuation Laura Winslow. This amazing metamorphosis teaches us that if we just dig deep enough, and build a machine that can alter the foundations of our DNA, we too can become the idealized version of ourselves we want to be.
Happy Thoughts #22
You guys, I did it! I finally figured out sandwich! I just had to multiply the cheese by the tomato and carry the 7... Oh God, this sandwich equation makes no sense!!! I'm so hungry—I'm fucked!!!
You guys, I did it! I finally figured out sandwich! I just had to multiply the cheese by the tomato and carry the 7... Oh God, this sandwich equation makes no sense!!! I'm so hungry—I'm fucked!!!
Happy Thoughts #23
When closing that big business deal, it's important to grin and nod vigorously, as to not let the other party aware that you've made a complete break from reality.
When closing that big business deal, it's important to grin and nod vigorously, as to not let the other party aware that you've made a complete break from reality.
Happy Thoughts #30
If you happen to wake up to headlines you don’t like tomorrow, simply rewrite the story in your mind. That’s the power of imagination!
If you happen to wake up to headlines you don’t like tomorrow, simply rewrite the story in your mind. That’s the power of imagination!