A lot of you have been asking how I’ve kept my body and mind so well-functioning during these trying times. In response, I offer you this nine-step routine to help you on your path to enlightenment.
SEE! His meek powerlessness as his children disobey!
HEAR! His pathetic sobbing as he's passed over for the big promotion at work!
WITNESS! As he stares into the black abyss of middle-aged mediocrity!
Sad Dad Man is on sale now at your nearest comic retailer!
HEAR! His pathetic sobbing as he's passed over for the big promotion at work!
WITNESS! As he stares into the black abyss of middle-aged mediocrity!
Sad Dad Man is on sale now at your nearest comic retailer!
Very sad to announce that my daughter caught me with her stuffed animals so the world tour is effectively canceled.
What happened last night...? Oh God, oh God, I think I fucked up...
There's nothing more frightening than having the kids home from school.